Holy Spring Water™
Thirst Quenching Holy Water From A Natural Spring


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100% Natural bottled water that has been blessed to remove your venial sins while quenching your thirst. Tastes Great!!!

 
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Voo-Doo and the Occult

Does your back hurt? Your neck? How do you know it's siatica and not someone else pushing pins in a little doll with your hair on it? Listen, whether you voo-doo or not you can be protected from the occult by drinking Holy Spring Water™.

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Garlic is for WIMPS!

Don't let your guard down for a minute. Holy Spring Water™ is guaranteed to kill vampires on contact. Protect yourself from Dracula and his gang by drinking Holy Spring Water™

Wash away your thirst and your guilt with Holy Spring Water™

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There's no Hell!

It's just that the air conditioner is broken.

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