Holy Spring Water™
Thirst Quenching Holy Water From A Natural Spring


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100% Natural bottled water that has been blessed to remove your venial sins while quenching your thirst. Tastes Great!!!

 

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As Holy Spring Water is up to 4 times as powerful as the leading competitor, it is important that it be used in a manner consistent with its indications for use, otherwise one risks eternal damnation. The following are some simple instructions/indications avoid unwanted consequences.

Before consumption as a beverage, it is wise to sprinkle a few drops of water on the person's body (NOT THE FACE as this could disfigure) to determine whether the subject is under the influence of Satan.

Some symptoms to watch out for:

  1. If the drops sizzle or smoke when they touch the body, the subject is possessed by a demon. Call a Catholic Priest OR a Kazel Rabbi for an immediate exorcism. Other signs of demonic possession include occasional touching of the genitals, bad breath, and “breaking of wind” with an odor that can only be described as “coming from the depths of hell".
  2. If the drops of Holy Spring Water sprinkled on the subject saturate the clothing (make wet spots but not smoke or sizzling noise), then the subject can be considered free from demonic possession, however the subject is still unprotected from the Grace of God and all His Mercy. Subject should drink one bottle every 2 hours, "testing" by sprinkling more drops onto the body until such time as the drops of water no longer penetrate subject's clothes, but rather bead off the skin and/or clothing. Note: It may take several months of celibacy to reach this level of perfection and protection.
  3. Once the drops of water sprinkled onto the subject bead off the subject's skin and clothes then the subject has attained the pious state necessary to fall under the protection of God's Grace.

Otherwise, drink Holy Spring Water in good health and cheer, for special occasions, or simply to chase the demons of thirst away.

Holy Water is water blessed by the priest for the purpose of seeking from God a blessing on those who use it and protection from the powers of darkness. It is a symbol of interior cleaning interior purification. Holy Water is used in the blessing of everything which the church wishes to sanctify. Besides the use of baptismal water, the sprinkling with Holy Water is part of many ceremonies. After the birth of a child the Confessor priest asperses the house and all within with Holy Water; cords for the neck (mateb) are blessed and demons are exorcised with Holy Water. If a man is sick, sometimes Holy Water is supplied for drinking, pouring over his hands, and sprinkling his face and body. Holy Water sanctifies whoever is touched by it, frees him from uncleanness and attacks of the powers of darkness, and secures that wherever it is sprinkled there is freedom from pestilence and snares of Satan.

Our exclusive great tasting 100% natural springwater comes from a spring known for its excellent quality, purity, and great taste of it's water. It's FDA approved and meets or exceeds all current standards for springwater.

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The different methods for drinking Holy Springwater™

The "Holy Cow" method
The "Holy Cow"

The "Holy Hannah" technique
The "Holy Hannah"

The "Holy Thirst pose
The "Holy Hangover"

The "Holy Communion" method
The "Holy Sit"

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